I Am So Awesome

Chinese girls whispering behind my back again and giggling. Can't say i'm surprised -- it's that certain je ne sais quoi, that animal magnetism that makes me all but irresistible to women. But it is nice every once in a while to be reminded of it.

Then I looked back as I turned the corner, and our eyes met at the exact same time. Coincidence? We both knew that she wanted me -- bad.

I tell you, I've got a career in romance novels if this whole Chinese thing doesn't go through.