Experimetrix: My New Love!

So I'm in class today, perusing the syllabus, minding my own business, when the lecturer says, "...and you'll have to get 3 credits of research participation. You can register for experiments online at Experimetrix." (Okay, he didn't speak in hyperlinks, but you get the idea.)

I'm all, WHAT?! YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!11111oneoneoneeleven

Sure as day, you can sign up on the internet to participate in awesome experiments and get credit or cash. I've got three tomorrow and plan to do many, many more.

Stupid:

[19:43] A: OMGOMOMGOMGOM IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!11111ONE http://counterblasted.blogspot.com/2009/01/experimetrix-my-new-love.html
[19:44] R: ur a homo
[19:45] R: ....wut is this......
[19:45] R: i dnt get it
[19:46] A: you sign up to participate in research experiments
[19:46] A: you know, the ones where they strap you in a chair and wiggle your ding dong and stuff
[19:47] R: ....
[19:47] R: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL